Palin killed Bambi, generating anti-forest creature backlash.

Inspired in Palin’s killing of Bambi, I thought of following her example by going off into the magical forest of Wasilla and taking care of those silly wabbits. Not only were these rabbits illegal aliens from Russia, they were also Taoists (practitioners of the “wrong” religion). Also, their alarm clocks would go on snooze until noon, disturbing the nearby residents who refused to wear earplugs as instructed by Wasilla’s amended Constitution (52% to 48%) in favor of earplugs.

-Alex