“How Lesbian Are You?” Scale
“How Lesbian Are You?” Scale
Scientifically proven algorithm to categorize homosexual behavior among women.
1. Completely interested in men
2. Straight girl who goes to Pride
3. Makes out with girls drunk
4. Hooks up with girls while sober
5. Pure bisexual. Equally attracted to both genders
6. Is more emotionally interested in women
7. Is more physically interested in women
8. Has had a real relationship with a woman
9. Only dates women, but watches gay porn sometimes
10. Men are gross, even in movies
If you are farther or closer in the scale of who you think you are, you shouldn’t stress over it. In the words of American poet Akinyele in his 1996 radio hit: “What do you wanna lick: pussy or dick? People throughout the world, it’s your pick!”
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