Miss-In-Scene #6: How can you tell your weed is missing?

Have you met someone who blames it on others when their weed runs out? I have. How to avoid weed culprits? Very simple.

Step 1: Hide your main stash.

Hide the stash you use in a place that only you know about. Do not get from this stash when you have visitors or roommates over. You need to give people weed from your “public” stash. This is meant to help you monitor your usage habits, and to avoid confusing what you smoke from what others “steal.”

Step 2: Set the bait.

Weight your weed, and serve others from your public stash and leave it unattended. Say how you don’t know how much you smoke anymore, and how much of an out-of-control tranny you are. Plant in others’ heads how much of an easy target you are.

Step 3: Monitor.

Check in on that “bait” weed often (Caution: Do not smoke it. This defeats the purpose of your weed surveillance practices.)

Step 4: Blame.

Blame it on others once you find your buds reduced to nothing, and make them buy you NEW weed. New weed you’ll need to monitor following the steps 1 to 4 over and over again (for eternity… or until you get busted and thrown in a post-apocalyptic jail).

Any if they keep on giving you any trouble, come back to me. I’ll take care of it.

-Alex