Star Pimp

“Well kid, you are in luck. Cuz I’m in the Star Making Business.”

This is a tribute to every shady character in movie/tv history (such as Spanky Ham from Drawn Together) who tries to pimp everyone around him. Dedicated to my friend and collaborator Cat, who gives me money in exchange of being a YouTube star. Thank you, Cat… and thank you to all my dear friends, please leave your wallet contents on the floor. And yes, I accept credit cards. No checks, please… they are so 1999.

-Alex