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Scientology: A Chronicle from my Teenage Years
I wrote this originally in the Virtual Procrastinators message board many years ago, back when I was living in Puerto Rico, and my best friend RJ and I would get into aimless trouble. Scientology and Dianetics… just what the hell do we get ourselves into? Through the course of history, man and religion have ...
read more »Kids React To Osama’s Death & Mind Control
Watching this video about American kids reacting to the news of Osama Bin Laden’s death made me realize something: Human intelligence peaks very early in childhood. There’s a big difference between being smart and having knowledge. These kids will gain knowledge as they go through life, but most of the way ...
read more »The Perfect Invasion [Photo]
The perfect moment is just that, a moment. If you could see me, whoever I am. It is not like the movies, it is not all skin and bones. Just c’mon love… let’s shoot up the moon. This image was taken in Japan Center, San Francisco. Miraculously, that kid crossed me when I was preparing […]
read more »I Will Fuck Your Mother Poster
“I will fuck your mother” is the only thing I think of when I stare at the font Archer. This font was created for Martha Stewart’s magazine, so go figure. Oh, yeah, the whole point behind this exercise is to play with immature dialog that doesn’t match with the clean aesthetics. —– ...
read more »TED Video: Simon Sinek <3s Himself
By now, if you are a white person with pseudo-intellectual tendencies in the United States, you might be familiar with TED conferences. TED is the closest thing non-hybrid Americans will ever come to stumble upon an intellectual concept outside of college. I was listening to Simon Sinek’s TED talk earlier today, ...
read more »iDiots – The Yellow Pages… Under The Influence
A lot of San Franciscans just received the deprecated Yellow Pages this week. Watch as Yarin and I try our best to deconstruct our guide and find a use to one of the last pinnacles of analogue technology. Was our exploration reduced to a big and entertaining FAIL? Watch and find out.
read more »Jack, Marla, & The Free-Range Chicken
In pursuit of love, pleasure, and adoration. Charles Manson and all these cult guys live annoyed by two horrible facts: their followers are not their top choice candidates, and they are unemployed. I am Jack. Unemployed, M.S. ridden, horny and arrogant. Since the nightmares disappeared, all I want to do is fuck. I ...
read more »Official Obama’s Last Supper Photos
The official pics are out! Thursday night was quite special, because President Obama visited the Bay Area to dine with Silicon Valley’s tech giants. The pictures are the first to be released of the encounter, and the last one seems a bit too familiar. Steve Jobs to left plays Judas, Mark Zuckerberg to the right ...
read more »Yvannia’s Midnight Stories: Vol 1. The Lord Of The Rings
Yvannia Does The Lord Of The Rings Audio Download Inspired in Drunk History and Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Hasn’t Seen It, I recorded my very funny and eloquent friend Yvannia narrating The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy as l fell asleep entertained. She retold it as she remembered it, and she managed to ...
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