And we are back again with the sexy high girls you love (playing with toys)! Trust me, it is not as bad as it sounds. In this particular rendition of the Marc The Crab series our star Megan has some unforgettable experiences at her new school when she jumps in a mysterious bathtub.

The perfect moment is just that, a moment. If you could see me, whoever I am. It is not like the movies, it is not all skin and bones. Just c’mon love… let’s shoot up the moon.

This image was taken in Japan Center, San Francisco. Miraculously, that kid crossed me when I was preparing my camera phone for a picture. The whole thing just lasted a moment, but that’s all that it took for perfection to exist, and for the computer to register the desired image. I knew yesterday would turn out to be a lucky day.

“I will fuck your mother” is the only thing I think of when I stare at the font Archer. This font was created for Martha Stewart’s magazine, so go figure. Oh, yeah, the whole point behind this exercise is to play with immature dialog that doesn’t match with the clean aesthetics.

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Funny AIM conversation with my buddy Ed when I’m trying to explain this

Alex
11:05 PM
ed!
11:05 PM
wanna see how i deface archer’s beautiful message?
11:05 PM
Link To URL
Yahoo!
niong
11:07 PM
haha
11:08 PM
i have this show on my netflix queue. i think i already like it
Yahoo!
Alex
11:08 PM
no no
11:08 PM
i mean, archer font
11:08 PM
i defaced the font
Yahoo!
niong
11:08 PM
ah of course
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Alex
11:08 PM
martha stewart’s dream of beauty and decency
11:08 PM
flushed down the metaphorical toilet.
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niong
11:09 PM
sorry, tony was talking about it last week
11:09 PM
lol at your mother’s kerning is too tight

A lot of San Franciscans just received the deprecated Yellow Pages this week. Watch as Yarin and I try our best to deconstruct our guide and find a use to one of the last pinnacles of analogue technology. Was our exploration reduced to a big and entertaining FAIL? Watch and find out.